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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

I am a Michigan sports fan.

Herein lies the dilemma. I am, and have been a displaced Michigan sports fan caught up in the bullshit of following a career for the last 11 years. Stuck chasing false promises that life is greener on the business side of making someone else richer, I have been able to piss off so many fans of other teams. With hats, jerseys and loud mouth arrogance that every team fan can deliver, I have had the privilege to bring it Detroit-style to thousands in foreign arenas, stadiums and local pubs around the world. Yes, I rocked my English "D" in England (white and orange in the same day). NYC mistakes my hat for a Yankers hat at first glance. Going in alphabetical order by largest market first, all of them suck and can eat my English D while I rock it out in them.

I wanted to make specific comments about my observations of the Tigers vs. Yankees game several hours ago (Detroit 4, Yankees 2), but I'd like to allow some semblance of a segue to anyone who has followed my blog thusfar.

I am experimenting like I often do. This experiment involves my passion for my home teams (all that be Michigan), blogging and having an attitude of superiority over all opponents regardless of any historical statistics. Hopefully my regular readers (all 2 of you that are following anyway) will enjoy the transition.

What should you expect moving forward?? In addition to my regular format and material, I will be injecting my experiment. You will be privy to my uniquely biased but thoughtful sports analysis of teams you all love, too (or at least should by your geographical up-bringing). If you are from Michigan but for some dumbass reason root for another team other than a Michigan team, you should be even more interested in what I have to say. I will be addressing you morons directly and often.

All in all, I promise to bake in the real details of the real events as I experience them, related to all that is Michigan sports. I will attend live games at their venues, attend pub viewings (that includes cable access at a friend's apartment) and even fly to remote areas. I will do all of this to bring you unique photos and videos with my color-commentary to compliment what I would have done anyway but just without the sharing thing.

Watch and envy bitches. Michigan is back on that ass!!

P.S. I apologise to family and friends for the profanity. I intend to keep it up in this blog for my freedom of expression and a possible paycheck. I will use the money to come and visit you during which time I will not use said curse words.
Jared.